June 16, 2017: BLT’s, Cupcakes, Real Estate, Getting the Right Pasta

 

June 16, 2017: BLT’s, Cupcakes, Real Estate, Getting the Right Pasta

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The BLT’s without bread were excellent.  The child is proving that that cupcakes cannot be eaten gracefully.  She seems not to care.

The wife made fantastic BLTs’ without the bread.  Leaves of romain lettuce, uncured bacon, and fresh tomatoes were featured (no bread). Tomatoes are the key: they need to taste reasonably like tomatoes and have moderate to high acid content.  Store tomatoes often have no flavor: they appear on restaurant sandwiches.  Money could be saved if those were simply replaced by cardboard soaked in red dye.  Appropriate cardboard could be acquired via raids of recycling centers.

 

Androp hates cupcakes because (1) they generally taste awful (sweet smeared on puffy, semi-sweet, tasteless foam), (2) the containers in which they are cooked are insanely hard to wash, take up too much room in storage, and are single-use tools, and (3) they are difficult to eat gracefully.  Children like them because adults give them to children as treats.  The fact that this tradition ever started is proof of poor brain function among all humans.  Think cookie.  Think brownie.  Think a granola bar.  Think a slice of cake. Think, even, a fruit!  An apple!  A pear!  A banana!  Any sort of sweet treat, and even fruit, is better than a cupcake.

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Converstation during the ride was great.  The local dive bar was smelly, including the interior itself and the clientel. 

The bike riding has been lovely in the Midwest this spring.  Favorable conditions found Androp out with young people on the trail recently.  The trip was highlighted by easy conversation during the ride.  The dive bar visited after the ride was stinky, smoky, stale-smelling, and filled with iffy characters.  Individual pizzas from a toaster oven and horrible beer were consumed.  Bike trail towns have few options.

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The local relator was surly, and had an assortment of trailers advertised for sale.

The local relator looked surly, and had only old (though sometimes elaborately modified) trailer houses for sale.

 

Here’s what happens when one spouse sends another one shopping in the modern age:  Pictures are taken of items on the list.  Is this the right thing?  Is this the right size?  What did people do in the olden days?

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Pasta is confusing: is this box big enough?  Are these shells small enough?

Probably more food was wasted, and more spouses were disappointed.

 

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May 16, 2017: Floods, Fun, and Birds

 May 16, 2017: Floods, Fun, and Birds

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The bike trail runs through the underpass on the left, then out through the lake behind the girl.  It was not passable in this photo.

Androp has been busy and happy about it, so this blog has suffered.  A flood that was widespread across the Midwest and Southeastern USA impacted bicycle riding in a negative way.  The local rails-to-trails bike path was flooded and washed out.

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Bike falls from loose gravel can result in broken wrists (illustrated on left).

Within 10 days, County workers had the trail passable, though still a little dangerous due to loose gravel.

A trip to Texas resulted in some scribbling on a dry erase board, and more important, viewing of a Red-cockaded Woodpecker during one afternoon field trip.  The bird is rare and endangered.

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The doodles are the result of a day’s meeting in Texas.  A Red-cockaded Woodpecker was seen during an afternoon field trip.

The doodles are not uncommon.

Fun on the cul-de-sac has been rampant with the temperatures pleasant and bugs not too numerous.  The grandchildren and youngest child displayed themselves on a Nissan Sentra while they at push-pops.

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Photodocumentation of ideal use of a Nissan Sentra on a nice spring afternoon.

The volume of push-pops that can be consumed by children while they play outside is startling.  Numbers range from several to a crap load, with a bunch being average.

Finally, the Spring Migratory Bird Count resulted in 78 species seen or heard on a 6 mile slow walk over 5.5 hours, plus 14 miles in an auto.

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Two of 78 species seen during the Spring Migratory Bird Count.

The counts are done in a systematic way by block.  Otherwise, more birds would have been seen, because wetlands would have been visited.  The route taken had no wetlands.  Nobody is too gawddamned bitter about it though, just because they were not given a good block whereas other people were.

April 28: March for Science; Clever Use of Bungee Cords; Devices with Buttons

 

April 28: March for Science; Clever Use of Bungee Cords; Devices with Buttons

The March for Science was successful in Androp’s small home town.

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A record number of scientists appeared together in one place for the March for Science in the home town.

At least 1000 showed up on a bright Saturday afternoon.  Speakers were moderately low key and randged from un-inspirational to downright boring.  Clearly, they were scientists.  Neil Degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye attended different venues, so were unavailable.  To get 1000 scientists to show up in a small town is amazing:

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Neil Degrasse Tyson, the coolest scientist on earth, attended a larger venue.

Me, to scientist friend, “So.  Are you going to the march?”

Him, “I want to.”

Me, “I’ll be there.”

Him *pause” “Here’s the thing: there will be other people there.”

Me, “And you do not that much like other people.”

Him, “Right.”

He felt a little bad for not going, but was happy to learn that so many turned out.  Probably, many who attended just hate he who must not be named.  Secondarily, they do support science.  A few were scientists, like Androp.

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Electonic devices are difficult to use.  An astonishing number of new, nearly identical ones are purched to replace almost new-but-older older ones each year.

A comment on modern technology: in the past, electronic devices were few, large, had clearly useful functions, and were easy to use.  Now we have many small, difficult to operate devices.  They are designed mainly to sell for profit, and secondarily to perform an array of largely useless functions.  Each and every one of them is designed to fail soon, and offer hours of frustration to the owner between purchase time and throw away time.  Dozens of new rectangular, plastic cell phones are sold each year, and yet each one performs essentially identical functions.

A T.V. used to have two knobs: a combination on-off and volume knob, and a channel change knob.  Now, devices have many buttons or virtual buttons and no knobs that are actually easily accessible to human fingers.  Trying to set the time on a device with a different primary purpose is largely futile, and results in negative impacts on heath, such as elevated blood pressure.  The most elegant devices and softwares, presumably, such as anything by Apple, are frustratingly difficult to operate (and often, in fact, essentially functionless).

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Use of bungee cord to enahnce screen size: low tech innovation in a high tech world.

That is why it was so inspiring to see the wife make use of bungee cords to enhance the effective screen size of her small computer.  Simple solutions are still possible in a technologically advanced world.  Humans are clever.

Finally, in heath news, four out of seven in the most immediate clan have had (probable) norovirus.

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Norovirus is attractive in a geometric blob way if stained and viewed under a strong microscope.  But you don’t want to contract it.

This one gets around admirably via aerosol (caused by projectile vomiting of victims) and by living on surfaces for long periods of time.  Interestingly, alcohol hand cleaners have little impact: soap and water are deadly to it, though.  You don’t want this short-lasting but debilitating illness.

April 13, 2017: New Bikes, Meditation, Spring Birds and Amphibians, Teeth Cleaning

April 13, 2017: New Bikes, Meditation, Spring Birds and Amphibians, Teeth Cleaning

New bicycle longing (lust) was a topic of concern over the late winter and spring.

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Cul de sac fun with a new bike.

The desire was finally incompletely satisfied via purchase of a bicycle for the middle grandchild.  Extensive research (exhaustive, in fact) on children’s bikes was done earlier (see January 26 post), but was completely disregarded in favor of purchasing “whatever bike they were selling that fit” at the local bike shop.  Results have been so far acceptable, although a trip to the bike trail resulted in failure (too scary).

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The current bike is fairly new

A new bike for Androp seemed, in the end, unreasonable, and the idea of buying on was scrubbed, because:

  1. There is no place to store an extra bike in the garage (the ‘tipping point’ issue)
  2. The current bike is fairly new
  3. New components, including a chain and highly puncture resistant tires, were added to the current bike last fall
  4. One human can ride only one bicycle at a time, normally
  5. Different purposes may call for different bikes, but Androp rides almost exclusively on the bike trail, for pleasure, fitness, and mental health

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    One human can ride only one bike at a time, as illustrated above.

To elaborate on the mental health benefits of bicycle riding consider this: fairly often, when riding alone, Androp “wakes up” to find he does not know where he is, exactly, on a familiar bike path.  Probably this is due to many parts of his brain having temporarily shut down while pedaling along.  This represents the essence of meditation (see Dec. 22, 2016 post).

Spring is in full swing, with migrating and returning birds too numerous to list.

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The Prothonotary Warbler and Northern Parula are two nesting warblers speices back for the summer.

Two of the more striking species include the Prothonotary Warbler and Northern Parula (also a warbler), both heard but not seen on bike trail rides.  Moderate flooding filled swamps along the big river and woodland ponds.

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Amphibians were singing in abundance. Clockwise (not to scale) American Toad, Western Chorus Frog, Bullfrog, Southern Leopard Frog.

During an overcast, warm afternoon, four amphibian species where heard in a wooded swamp: American Toad, Western Chorus Frog, Bullfrog, and Southern Leopard Frog, the latter in abundance.

Finally, a teeth cleaning appointment was reluctantly kept.  These are characterized by:

  1.  Anxiety about pain that will be inflicted and endured. This slowly builds for about 4 days before the appointment, and becomes virtually incapacitating within 2 to 4 hours of the appointment.
  2.  Pain being endured. Usually this is inflicted in unpredictable, sharp, excruciating waves across time (sweaty palms, chants to an internal voice: I am not here. I am not here. I am not here. I am not here).
  3. Relief when it is over, with internal admonitions, “I am never coming back here. This is stupid.”
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Dentists.

The US Center for Disease Control, in their Oral Health section, mentions two things: (1) fluoridation (it is good), and (2) tooth sealant (also good).  Nowhere do they mention teeth cleaning.   All articles on this subject retrieved via a Google search were written by dentists.  Readers of a certain age will recall the dentist from the movie, Little Shop of Horrors.  Google that, and take a look at the YouTube clips.

April 3, 2017: Green Chile, Frogs, Morel Mushrooms, the Grinch

 

April 3, 2017: Green Chile, Frogs, Morel Mushrooms, the Grinch

The culinary note involves New Mexico green chile: this is the most delicious member of the “hot” class of taste elements needed for cooking (recall that the needed elements are salt, fat and sweet, and sometimes hot and tart; see November 20, 2016 blog entry).  The taste and fragrance of roasted New Mexico green chiles is indescribably inspirational: truly sublime.

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Roasted Hatch New Mexico green chiles are the best “hot” taste on earth. Perfect for making dishes likg migas (lower right inset).

Roasted chiles that retain the terroir of the Hatch Valley in New Mexico can only be purchased fresh or frozen in the late summer.  Google Hatch green chile.  Get the Big Jim variety (medium hot), or the Joe Parker (medium).  The Anaheim chile, commonly available in grocery stores, is a Hatch chile from which all the fragrance and flavor has been sucked out and eradicated: horrifying.  Canned Hatch chiles are made from material that is scraped off the floor (then canned and sold to the ignorant) after good chiles are roasted (and sold to the enlightened).

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Bike parking areas were busy on a 60 F afternoon.  Morel mushrooms are out (lower left), and southern leopard frogs are singing (lower right)

In biking and nature notes, a somewhat windy afternoon ride was highlighted by southern leopard frogs singing (in addition to Western Chorus Frogs) and Morel mushrooms seen on the trail side.  The Morel hunters will be out in full force by next week-end gathering these prized mushrooms.  They are often covered in flour and fried in butter.  The Bald Eagle nest next on the trail was occupied by a mature adult sitting on the nest.  The trail was busy, with afternoon temperatures hovering around 60 F and winds to about 12 mph.

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A Grinch-themed birthday party was successful.

Two Grinch-themed birthday parties ensued for the middle grandchild: the local cheer gym was a venue one day, and a family-only party followed the next day.  Androp’s wife and daughter require that each grandchild/child have at least two birthday parties each year: a big one with friends and a smaller one with family.  This practice probably is not common, but we do what we do.

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Children and adults both enjoyed the Cheer Gym

Elaborate plans and execution apparently are required to mark annual time monuments.  Humans are a strange species.

One final note on politics: the titanic failure of he who must not be named to pass a health care law seems to bode poorly for his overall plot to turn the USA into an authoritarian government with him and his kinfolk in charge.  This good news has at least temporarily eased Androp’s ongoing anxiety.

 

March 20, 2017: Cold Bike Ride; Signs of Spring; Kid Soccer; Brussels Sprouts; Androp’s Famous Sauce; Forming Society

March 20, 2017: Cold Bike Ride; Signs of Spring; Kid Soccer; Brussels Sprouts; Androp’s Famous Sauce; Forming Society

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Frost-nipped cheeks resulted from cold riding.  Henbit (top) and a cave with an Eastern Phoebe (bottom) were signs of spring.

Androp ventured on a bike ride on a bright, sunny morning with the temperature at 44 F and a 12 mph wind.  Feet went numb and cheeks felt mild frost bike.  Pedaling was slow.  Hint: bright sunshine will not very much counteract the impact of cold air temperatures.

Signs of spring: Western Chorus Frogs were singing, despite the cold, from a shallow pond along the bike trail.

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Western Chorus frogs make a big sound for a small animal.  Eastern Phoebe’s arrive early in the spring.  Henbit (a mint) is among the first annuals to bloom in abundance.

Henbit (Lamium amplexicaule) was abundant in last year’s soybean fields.  And an Eastern Phoebe was seen and heard defending a nesting site in the mouth of a cave.

In culinary notes, brussels sprouts and chicken quarters were cooked on the gas grill for one meal.  The sprouts were almost good. Almost.  Steak, potatoes, baked pears, corn on the cob, and steamed asparagus were made for Sunday.  Androp’s famous white sauce was made to couple with asparagus:

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These brussels sprouts were made edible by halving, buttering, and cooking on the grill.  The chicken was delicious.

-1/3rd cup each of Greek yogurt and mayonnaise,

-one tsp each of dill and paprika,

-two tsp of lemon juice,

-1/4th tsp salt

This simple white sauce goes well with fish, asparagus, and really, pretty much anything.  It is so often requested that it is called “Androp’s famous sauce” around the house.

The youngest grandchild was taken to “organized” soccer practice.  This is how that goes, with 2 and 3 year old kids:

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Young children do not much benefit from coaching.  Squashing the ball (left) and scoring (right).

Coach, “This class is adult-help.”

Adults, to selves “Oh.  Holy Crap. Buck up.  Strap in.”

Coach, “Take your little rings.  Sit in your rings.”

Team, Pick up rings, toss, use as hoola hoop, hit other kids in head.

Coach, “Where are you ears?  Touch your listening ears.”

Team, No Reaction. Continue to play with ring.

Coach, “Where are your soccer feet? Touch your soccer feet.”

Team, No Reaction.  Continue to play with ring.  Fidget.  Struggle against adults who are frantically restraining movement.

Androp, to self, “Geezus. This is senseless.  These kids do not know the coach exists on earth.  Just let them run……Please…. open revolt is possible…Just. Let. Them. Run!”

Mercifully, the Coach said,  “Okay. Run (a “toward something” was stated by Coach, but that part was inconsequential).”  This was the highlight of practice for every child.

Finally, Androp has pondered how humans, a species of small troupe primate, have been able to form societies with millions of members.  Foremost is the recognition that humans  are smart buggers: they can learn, and can pass on knowledge, so they have been able to find ways to ensure the growth of a large, essentially pan-earth population (7 billion, and counting).  Stream of thought includes:

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Among humans, in-groups and out-groups can be defined by color.  Not so much for sheep, apparently.
  1. Cooperation at some level is an advantage; the individual needs the troupe
  2. Selfishness and the attainment of high social status may have been an evolutionary advantage at times: the sultan/king has a lot of off-spring out of that harem/stable of concubines. Never mind Joseph Smith and Brigham Young: light weights.
  3. Populations of both in-groups and out-groups have increased: small troupes cannot compete in a pastoral, agricultural, or industrial age.
  4. Large in-groups have to maintain internal order or break apart, leaving themselves susceptible to attack by larger out-groups. This is manifest in the establishment of governments and institutions.
  5. He who must not be named in the USA has explicitly re-defined a limited in-group (that does not include all humans in the USA) and made them frightened of both internal (other USA citizens) and external out-groups. This will tend to destabilize and fragment the original in-group (the USA as a whole).

 

 

March 13: Lawns, Urban Burning, Spring, Brown Sauce, Envy

March 13: Lawns, Urban Burning, Spring, Brown Sauce, Envy

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A good urban lawn (left, Androp’s; note bare ground), a bad lawn (right, note evidence of fertilization, herbicides, and gasoline mower).  Reasonable urban space management (below): prescribed fire applied to native plants.

Humans spend excessive time and energy on maintenance of tame grasses they call “lawns.”  Nitrogen and phosphorus fertilizers, herbicides, pesticides, and gasoline are all used in abundance on these largely useless grassy areas.  They are pollution pits and wastes of fossil fuels.  The tendency to try to manage the environment seems universal among humans, but urban lawns are a particularly radical, and way too popular, example.  City ordinances sometimes preclude reasonable people from doing the right thing: they force the pollution and waste that goes with lawn maintenance on homeowners.  Androp favors those humans getting over it.  Late winter burning of unfertilized native plants seems more reasonable.

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Decorative magnolias and Bradford pears always bloom before the last cold snap.

The decorative magnolia trees and Bradford pears bloomed two weeks ago, so this last blast of freezing temperatures in town was due.  The return of cold corresponded with a return to Daylight Savings Time, so confusion and disorientation resulted.

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Photodocumentation of cold snap, and what made the unicorn’s butt wet.

DST was adopted nationally by most states in 1966.  The primary result was supposed to be energy savings.  Now, nearly nobody approves of switching time twice a year, and no real energy savings result.  However, switching back to not switching time would take an act of Congress, and everyone knows that will not happen.

The culinary note involves a brown sauce (gravy), in this case, made for serving over rice and seared scallops.

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Stages of brown gravy making: browning flour in butter with onions, garlic, and milk waiting to added (left), bubbling gravy (top right), and gravy over seared scallops and rice (bottom right).

The easiest way to make gravy is to put equal parts flour and butter in a pan, brown a bit, and then add whatever is desired for flavor.  In this case, onions were browned, then some crushed garlic was added.  Those were removed, then scallops were seared.  Finally, 1 tbl butter and 1 tbl flour (plus salt and pepper) were added and the flour was browned.  Then 1 c milk and the browned onions and garlic were added back and heated until bubbly.  Hint: for white gravy, the flour is not browned, but this results in a somewhat doughy-tasking gravy.  Androp prefers to brown the flour.

Finally, under humans are strange, Androp has been considering the source of envy.  Probably, recognition of good resources is adaptive, and a desire to take those away from other troupes of humans could be seen as adaptive.

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The once-adaptive tendency for humans to recognize and acquire resources to enhance survival and reproduction is now manifest in desires for useless objects, like fancy cars and huge mansions.

Modern humans manifest this desire for resources a yearning for material goods such as automobiles and houses.  Ironically, survival and reproduction of modern humans in the developed world is not enhanced by owning these types of resources.  High social status might also have improved fitness throughout most of our evolutionary history, but not any longer in the developed world.  The current desire for high social status may partly explain our fascination and admiration of celebrities.  Possibly, this explains partly the election of he who must not be named.  Humans are an exceptionally strange species, and possibly are becoming more and more ill-adapted to the environment they have created for themselves.

March 7, 2017: Dangerous Cats, Biking in Wind, Broken Glass, Muffin Bread, Spring, Carrion

March 7, 2017:  Dangerous Cats, Biking in Wind, Broken Glass, Muffin Bread, Spring, Carrion

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Cats are a danger to humans: tripping and diseases are hazards.

Cats serve humans as surrogate non-needy friends, or as substitute children.  Setting aside the disagreeable task of cleaning their litter boxes, they do pose significant actual dangers to humans.  They get underfoot and can trip the unsuspecting and cause broken wrists, broken hips, and brain-threatening concussions.  Even when falling is avoided, they trigger emotional distress when humans step on them and make them yowl.

“Gawdamit!  Sorry, cat!  I did not mean to step on you.  Stoopid cat.  Get out from under my frisking feet.”

Some seconds later, when panic begins to fade, to self, muttering, “Geezus I hope I did not break that cat’s leg.  Crimony.  Not my fault.  Fricking cat.”

Most concerning are the cat-born diseases.  Toxoplasmosis can be transmitted by felines and is a parasite that may negatively impact risk assessment.  No human needs to be worse at risk assessment: their skill level is horrible in the modern world.  Infection rates among adult humans in the USA are about 18%.to 19%.  Look it up.  Approximately 60 million adults in the USA are/have been infected with Toxoplasmosis.  This figure roughly corresponds with the number of humans who voted for he who must not be named.  Coincidence?

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Wind is the biker’s enemy

Androp went biking in winds that hovered near 12 mph on an overcast, 50 F morning.  Riding out into the wind was brutal.  Riding back was a breeze (pun intended).  Hint: ride out into the wind, and back with the wind.  Pay attention.  Also, when a rider reaches 8 to 10 mph on a bike, nearly all of the riding resistance comes from wind.  The weight of the bike matters little: given a human weighting 200 lbs, pedaling a bike that weights 35 lbs versus 25 lbs only add 4.4% to the load.  Riding resistance is impacted even less.  Likewise, tire tread and tire circumference add little riding resistance.  Google Sheldon Brown (insert biking subject) for more information.

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Puddles of crushed glass are hard in bicycle tires.  Garbage trucks have been leaking.

Speaking of biking and broken glass: the wife successfully sleuthed the source of puddles of broken glass that appear on the street in our cul-de-sac: garbage trucks.  This is bad news for biking, especially for non-puncture-resistant youth bike tires.  Bummer.

The culinary notes are sparse: Androp made pulled pork, coleslaw, baked beans, green beans, and fresh English muffin bread this week for the family Sunday meal.  Pulled pork and coleslaw on buns is yummy.  Cook the pork slowly for tenderness: in the oven at about 310 for 4 hours.  Use a fatty roast, such as “butt roast” or “Boston Butt” or “shoulder roast.”  These are all from the shoulder area.  Pork loin sucks for pulled pork: too lean.  English muffin bread (also called toasting bread) is probably the easiest yeast loaf to make for the first-time baker.  No kneading, no stand or hand mixer needed, and only one rise required.  The loaves are firm and can be sliced thin for toasting.  All recipes for this loaf are similar.  Pleasing, bigger loaves will result if the baker adds about 25% to all ingredients from most recipes.

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English muffin bread (one loaf partially consumed, above) is easy for first-time bakers.  Pulled pork requires a fatty roast, slow cooked.

 

Signs of spring are abundant in Androp’s home town: decorative magnolia trees and Bradford pears are in bloom.  Generally, this means one more freeze on the year.

Finally, Androp has a friend who feeds carrion to Turkey Vultures in his back year.  They need to eat, too.  An interesting note: no wintering Turkey Vultures were recorded in Androp’s home town during the Christmas bird counts until the 1990’s.  More than a dozen were observed along Missouri River bluffs during Saturday’s bike ride.  The reason is unknown, but the appearance of vultures does correspond with the building of sewage ponds, and of wildlife conservation ponds, in the area.  Could dead ducks have attracted the wintering vultures?  The curious await a better explanation.

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Photodocumentation of carrion being fed to a Turkey Vulture in a suburban back yard.  All birds have to eat.  Vultures were going to get this dead animal anyway.

 

February 27: Best-selling Car; Odd Use of a Urinal; Potatoes and Onions; Pileated Woodpecker

February 27: Best-selling Car; Odd Use of a Urinal; Potatoes and Onions; Pileated Woodpecker

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The Cozy Coupe: Best-selling car in America – for good reason.

The best-selling car in America is the Cozy Coupe by Little Tykes.  No child can resist the allure of this riding toy, in production since 1979.  It seats up to four, including two on top, and is powered by humans: no greenhouse gasses are produced in excess of those produced by living humans.  WHAT A CAR.  Androp has never much desired automobiles of any sort, but the cozy coupe is a must for children.

Androp spent several days in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and came away unimpressed by the city itself.  No food that scored above “okay” was consumed.  Some said that the city had charm, with art deco buildings.  Mainly, Androp saw monolithic downtown structures designed to impress plebeians.  This reminded him of the People’s Square in Taipei City, which actually is way more impressive, although in a blue-smoke-filling-the-air way.  As for the art deco: Napier, NZ, has more beauty and charm (not close).  The meetings attended included visits with many old friends, which is always the highlight of any conference.

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Cultural icons of Tulsa, Oklahoma.  The food was bad and the hand washing was creepy.

A note: Androp is invariably dreadfully uneasy in large groups of humans he does not know.  Basically this represents mild to medium agoraphobia.  Probably this is common: small group primates should mainly not be relaxed in large groups.  Some stranger may be looking to steal your resources.

The culinary note this week centers on fried potatoes and onions.  These are made and eaten approximately once a week at Androp’s house.  The keys are (1) cut the potatoes into small, even-sized cubes with a sharp, 20 cm (8 inch) chef’s knife, and (2) cook the potatoes until almost done before adding the onion, which cooks much faster.  The cooking shows that add many different kinds of vegetables to a fry pan at once are insanely wrong:  And for gawd’s sake, never add garlic to a fry pan more than two minutes before food is removed from heat.  Bitter, burnt garlic is unappetizing.  Any advice from any celebrity chef that recommends adding garlic early can and should be safely ignored.

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Potatoes are nature’s perfect food.  To cube: square off, plank, form posts (not shown), cube (end product shown).

In nature notes, Andorp acquired photo-documentation of a Pileated Woodpecker on the back deck.  This was a first.  Spring is early: the daffodils are nearly blooming.  Finally, the wife heard coyotes yipping from both sides of our urban cud-de-sac at once.  The urban peninsula is about 50 m wide, with wooded ravines on either side.  One group of coyotes was on one side, one on the other side.  They were close enough, apparently, to actually see the wife and the little dog on the sidewalk, because they stopped yipping when the wife approached.  Likely, they were spooked by the appearance of a human, not of a little dog.

The level of anxiety that he who must not be named is causing Androp’s friends is distressing.  Staying ignorant of events is not responsible, but staying constantly frantic is not healthy.  Hopefully, most will find some happy medium.

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February 21, 2017: Weird Weather; Big Meals; The Park

February 21, 2017: Weird Weather; Big Meals; The Park

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Warm weather enabled outdoor activities.  This child was allowed to play until clear signs of leg muscle and brain fatigue were apparent.

A vast quantity of humans in Androp’s home town spent some of both days over this past week-end outside.  Conditions were unseasonably warm: a new record was set on Saturday with a high of 77 F.  Normal high (average of previous 30 years) is 46.  Hint: Weather Underground has great information posted online; their weather app is good as well.

Androp got in an early Saturday morning bike ride and a trip to the park with the youngest grandchild.  The slide was accessed and used more than 30 times.  The first experience in a ‘big girl’ swing resulted in great joy as well as a fall.  Jumping off a moving swing resulted in a face plant into weathered chunks of shredded trees.  Hint to adults: children younger than about 5 years or age are not ‘swing aware:’ they will walk right in front of a moving swing.  Small children do need some help with decision making.

In culinary news, Androp made way too much food for the family meal on Sunday: pork ribs, sausage, coleslaw, glazed carrots, rice, broccoli, baked pears, fresh pineapple.  The pears were effectively baked on the grill in a covered dish.  To accomplish baked pears, slice about 4-5 pears into cut into large (1 -2 inch) chunks, and toss them in 0.5 c sugar and 1 generous tsp cinnamon (a touch of ginger helps too).  Add a tbl or two of butter on top.  Baking time for pears can be quite variable: whether they are firm or soft, just pretend that was the idea.  Channel Julia Child and act like you meant them to be exactly as they came out.

Carrots enjoy being glazed – you can seem them quiver with excitement when sweet stuff is added.  Just boil them first, drain, add back to the pan, and then add a tbl of brown sugar or, better, real maple syrup and a tbl of butter and a tsp salt.  Heat them a bit.

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Pork ribs that can be eaten off the bone. Cut out every other rib close to the bone and the remaining ribs will be extra meaty.  Ribs are consumed with rapt enthusiasm by most humans.  Androp prefers to let guests add their own seasoning or BBQ sauce.

Ribs benefit from slow cooking.  Hint: St. Louis style pork ribs offer a good compromise between not meaty enough and too meaty to be called ribs because they cannot be eaten off the bone (as are some baby back ribs).  Ribs eaten with a fork are just pork chops or something – avoid this.  Androp usually simmers his in water with 0.25 c vinegar added for about 30 minutes, then drains, and places them on a hot grill to add a little crispy on the outside.  Seasoned salt is added before grilling.  Huge hint: to serve, cut every other rib out (close to the bone).  The chef or his favored assistant(s) should eat whatever meat is left on these ‘waste ribs.’  Everyone can add what they want later in terms of BBQ sauce.  Most humans will simply eat them hot off the grill with seasoned salt.  Few dishes are eaten with more blissful enthusiasm than ribs.  Two large racks were consumed Sunday, without use of any sauce at all.  Seasoned salt can be easily made at home: 2 tbs salt, one tsp sugar, one tsp paprika, and then lesser amounts of powdered garlic and onion, and dried mustard.

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Painting on frames covered in cloth was added as a leisure activity.

Finally, the younger daughter has discovered painting as a hobby.  She brought canvases and paints for everyone and all of the kids and some of the adults made paintings.  It was a fantastic idea, and a great outlet for creativity.  The children were quite pleased with their own efforts.

Odd note under inquiring minds want to know: why do humans buy un-hulled pistachios when they could buy delicious, ready to gobble down, cashews?  This seems to make little sense.